If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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