how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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