I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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