operation harelip BJ is a go
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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