I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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