i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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