somebody snuck up and got me drunk
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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