She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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