Jerry, you need to find god
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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