if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
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I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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