Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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