After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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