the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
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Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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