So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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