She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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