I'm really into asian looking animals
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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