We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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