I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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