But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
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