I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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