sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I love black thongs
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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