at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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