So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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