you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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