you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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