He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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