i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Pappa wants mamma naked
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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