FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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