remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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