Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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I just sucked dick on a ferry
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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