One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Welp...herpes.
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I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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