well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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