When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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