All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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