PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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