Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
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She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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