We're facebook friends in real life
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Someone came in the potted fern
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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