Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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