i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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