I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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