Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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