And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
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Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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