I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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