is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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