Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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