I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Do plants get herpes?
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