Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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