is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
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I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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