Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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