your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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